Och, at great personal sacrifice, I must direct your attention to Susan DuQuesnay Bankston Juanita Jean’s latest post over to KissMyBigBlueButt.com.
You see, our Juaniter, stuck between HRC and BHO, figured the only way she could resolve her dilemmer was to rise up and steam over to the Dem debate in Austin the other night, so’s she could scope ‘em out in person. And that — though finagling a ticket apparently involved something so dark even she’s unwilling to own it — she did.
If you don’t like her and my politics, just skip a few parts. But Juanita’s one of them that, when they tell a story, it stays told, you know? So just go on over and enjoy the tale and the pick-chers of three of Texas’s brightest-bloomin’ roses, including Juanita Jean Herownself. Don’t you love her hair?!
Oh, and this great-personal-sacrifice I’m making? Well, Juanita deploys some phrases that I’m fixin’ to steal, and now y’all gonna know just where I filched ‘em, dang it.
That’s wonderfully colorful – whatever your politics, you can appreciate a woman that knows her way around a tale.