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The MS/TX Wusser’n Yours Rodeo roars on

January 24th, 2008 @ 8:54 am - by · 13 Comments

“Unlike the rest of us, judges accused of wrongdoing are held to a higher standard than simple guilt or innocence.”

As I begin to type pre-dawn, Mississippi’s Judge Bobby DeLaughter hasn’t been formally accused, via indictment, of wrongdoing. But that could change as day breaks over PACER — and if there’s substance behind all this sudden “chatter,” not just as to Bobby DeLaughter. So we wonder: Is this the day Mississippi comes storming back to meet Texas’s challenge in the Great Wusser’n Your State Grudge Rodeo?

It may be, but friends, I gotta warn you that we’re looking at some serious ketchup after that dang ornery lovely and talented Juanita exhorted her troops, “Guys, we gotta win this one. I mean, we just gotta.”

Boy howdy, did they respond — put on a compelled valor, God rot ‘em, and now they got not one, not two, but THREE (out of nine) state Supreme Court Justices a-bubblin’ away in hot water. (And that doesn’t even count the chief justice of their Court of Criminal Appeals — their Supreme Court for criminal cases only — who last year “stirred up a fire-storm of criticism … when she refused to keep the court open past 5 p.m. to take the death row appeal of an inmate who was executed later that evening. Even [Sharon] Keller’s colleagues sharply criticized the action, which violated established court procedure,” according to the Houston Chronicle.) That’s right: these quotes aren’t from a Mississippi paper but from the Chronicle.

You see, in addition to Justice David Medina’s problem in that curious arson case we heard about yesterday, now Justices Paul Green and Nathan Hecht have scooted their boots into opprobrious view too (Nathan Hecht’s name ring a bell? Uh-huh, had his 15 minutes of fame awhile back as Harriet Miers’s BFF). Seems Green and Hecht been real busy putting themselves into prime position to be accused of doing precisely what the Texas Ethics Commission has said appellate judges cannot do: use campaign funds to commute from their hometowns to the city where their court sits.

However, since Nathan Hecht’s been known to play the organ for his church (which I guess ain’t Greater Hope and Utopia Baptist — we hear that’s down Fort Bend way, and this one’s in Dallas), it may be he’s entirely too clean and upright for such carryings-on. But according to reports filed with the TEC, he spent nearly $10,000 from his campaign funds on in-state flights last year, more than anyone else on the supreme court. Hay-ell no, he wasn’t just commuting home to Dallas from Austin, he says.

“If you sit here in Austin and don’t move, you’re going to have trouble in the next election,” said Hecht, who isn’t up for re-election until 2012, having easily won in 2006 against a Libertarian opponent.

And after all, isn’t that just what you want your judges to be doing instead of staying in their chambers and courtrooms, getting all pallid over their law books and weighty decisions? As Juanita would say, heckfire yeah, you want ‘em out amongst the people, exchanging fleas and ideas with their donors, like everybody else!

Doncha?

Except . . . a spoil-sport group called Texas Watch doesn’t think such-a-much of the practice, and they’ve filed complaints about Hecht’s $10,000 in campaign-funded in-state gadabouts last year, as well as Green’s nearly $17,000 in campaign-funded trips between Austin and San Antonio (where he and an ex-wife still own a house) over the past three. Nor is good ol’ David Medina any slouch at this boogie:

Justice David Medina has paid himself nearly $57,000 since 2005 for mileage reimbursement. His lawyer, Terry Yates, said Medina received bad advice from an accountant that he could charge his campaign for commuting costs between Houston and Austin.

As you’ll appreciate, Medina’s woes with the arson case aren’t quite over yet, either, despite DA Chuck Rosenthal’s dismissing the indictments against him and his wife and District Judge Jim Wallace’s disbanding the grand jury and invalidating its 30-odd fresh indictments for bad paperwork on the DA office’s part. Noooo, those grand jurors have QUITE the head-of-steam on and ain’t about to hush now. Here you can see them on video, explaining why they’re determined to go talk to the next grand jury (which started up yesterday) if they can, just as “ordinary citizens” with personal opinions to impart.

They won’t be allowed, however, to talk about what they heard during most of their time behind closed doors.

“Credible people have been giving information (to us) about who should be subpoenaed to testify and we would tell them about other witnesses that our grand jury asked to be subpoenaed but who were not called,” said Bob Ryan, the former grand jury’s foreman.

The Chronicle‘s Rick Casey, musing on the Medina mess, reports, “Tuesday, the prosecutor who actually took the case to the grand jury, Victor Jay Wisner, issued his own lengthy plaintive plea defending the dismissal of the indictments handed down by the grand jury and lamenting ‘the world I now work in.’” The AP now steps up helpfully to explain Wisner’s glumness about working for Chuck Rosenthal:

Rosenthal’s troubles started last month when affectionate e-mails between him and his secretary, with whom he acknowledged having an affair in the 1980s, emerged as part of a federal civil rights lawsuit against the Harris County Sheriff’s Department.

Then earlier this month, pornographic and racist e-mails on Rosenthal’s government computer were also made public. Included in the e-mails were some in which he was planning his now-aborted re-election campaign, a possible violation of state law.

The Texas Attorney General’s office is investigating whether Rosenthal should lose his job for sending and receiving inappropriate messages through his county e-mail account.

Next week, a federal judge will hold a hearing to probe why Rosenthal deleted more than 2,500 other e-mails that had been ordered released as part of the civil rights lawsuit.

Prosecutors in Rosenthal’s office have complained that the e-mail scandal has caused the public to question the integrity of the district attorney’s office.

On Tuesday, the Houston Lawyers Association, a black attorneys’ group, demanded Rosenthal’s resignation, joining a chorus that includes black ministers and the county Republican hierarchy.

Rosenthal has said that “stupidity” is not grounds for resignation.

How’s that for an argument to keep your job?

At any rate, I do bleeve I see some figures in crokersack aprons tied with wire over their overalls whetting knives and moving about the pigpens again . . . just can’t quite make out whether that’s Stetsons or John Deere ballcaps on their heads. Or both.

lotus

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13 Responses so far ↓

  1. mississippi expat says:

    During the short time that I lived in Texas, I often heard the line, “Texas is Mississippi with better roads.”

    This is off topic, but I don’t know where else to post it. Does anyone know what happened to the Insurance Commissioner’s market conduct study of State Farm. In his summer and late fall depositions, David Lee Harrell constantly hid behind this study as his reason for not answering questions from Zach Scruggs.

  2. lotus says:

    Morning, expat. I bet Coastal Cowboy might be uppest on that. Hope he’ll see this and have a lead for you (or somebody else will).

  3. Oh hell, everybody knows that Texas is Mississippi with fifty more adult bookstores.

    And, of course …. ahem …. BIG ole hair.

  4. lotus says:

    Got some fairly Big hair in MS too, Juaniter, last I observed.

    Wish I knew where to find the video I saw last year of Molly Ivins talking about the legal etiquette around Texas d*ldo shops. Laughed so hard, I hurt for the whole next week.

  5. riddenword says:

    lotus, I think this might be it:

    http://feministing.com/archives/005806.html

    Update: Not work safe. Not family safe. Not very safe at all.

  6. riddenword says:

    Speaking of d*ldoes, I offer in contention at this here rodeo The Texas Ethics Commission, which actually ruled that public officials were required by law to disclose “gifts” given to them, but were not legally required to disclose the amount of said “gift”.

    I am not making this up.

    http://www.ethics.state.tx.us/opinions/473.htm

  7. nowdoucit says:

    Been out all morning and yesterday was so crazy that I can’t remember if this story came from a folo link or I just picked it up.

    Too important to risk the “me and my truck are voting for Amy Tuck” crowd missing this.

    Miss Amy might have had second thoughts if any of those trucks sported what you see in this picture under her bumper sticker.

    http://www.wtkr.com/global/story.asp?s=7625589

  8. lotus says:

    Oh jeez, riddenword, that’s IT, all right. Now I’m gonna hurt for more days, but thass okay!

    Many a blog has a webmaster, but only folo has RIDDENWORD, mumph mumph mumph.

  9. lotus says:

    HAW, nowdy, that’s what I was talking about Juanita Jean talking about here!

  10. riddenword says:

    Thanks, lotus above, but “webmaster” implies some actual technical competence. “Webmeddler” is more like it.

  11. lotus says:

    Oh, and here‘s fresh word (that fits Chuck Rosenthal perfectly) from that thang JJHerownself writes that ain’t a blog.

  12. russell120 says:

    North Carolina has had a pretty good run on political skulduggery of late: Speaker of NC State House, Commissioner of Agriculture (A head of state position here), and a number of state rep types.

    But most of them aren’t all that colorful. The only strictly legal eagle one I can think of was this one.

    http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/ncw/press/currin.html

  13. riddenword says:

    rusell120 – well that certainly burst his personal internet bubble, didn’t it?

    engaged in a massive scheme to fraudulently manipulate the stock prices of several publicly-traded companies through the use of spam e-mail, mass unsolicited facsimiles, Internet search optimization, and voice mail broadcasting.

    And feel free to pass along sightings of skullduggery of all sorts. I, for one, don’t feel folo intends to limit itself only to miscreants who put Esq. after their names.